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“Google it” has become a phrase often over used and often times said in jest among my coworkers.  But as I progress beyond midterms and look at the bigger goal-graduation-I begin to ponder the bigger meaning behind those two simple words.   To finish this column, please visit The Current Sauce. Advertisements


So often fans get wrapped up in the heat of the game, the thrill of a touchdown and the intoxication of a good cheer.  It becomes this momentum and before anyone realizes it, they have become part of the game. They join the players in screaming at the ref during a bad call. They join […]


There is a small farm with a pig, a chicken and a cow.They were all very happy and pleased with everything that their farmer had done for them, so they decided to make him breakfast. They all chipped in whatever they could. The cow gave her milk, the chicken gave her eggs and the pig […]


Folks have approached me in the past few weeks saying that I have “generalized the male gender” and that I am “biased,” that I’m a “man hater” and everything else of the related sort based on my thoughts in my previous column: “Be Frank: Call for Prince Charming.”   To finish reading this column, please […]


Your heart is pounding. Your ears are ringing. Sweat drips from your brow as you gasp for breath. You know that if you can just push through the pain that it will all cease. You know that if you can just make it a few more steps that the hurt will go away and everything will […]


There is something about sitting in the middle of Turpin Stadium that undoubtedly manages to make all my life frustrations melt away. Perhaps there is something behind the saying, “home is where your heart is.” Perhaps there is something about Turpin Stadium that brings things to life.It is no secret that school spirit is muted […]


“Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass, Belle fell in love with a hideous Beast, Jasmine married a common thief, Ariel walked on land for love and life, Snow White barely escaped a knife. It was all about blood, sweat and tears because love means facing your biggest fears.” I […]


This is a few days late, but feel free to listen to my very first podcast. The Current Sauce presents Bethany Frank, opinions editor, and Andrew Bordelon, staff columnist, as they reminisce on 9/11.


Some states fight to end the death penalty. But as Comedian Ron White said, in my state (Texas), they are putting in an express lane. There are things in life you can’t undo. You cannot bring someone back from the dead. You can’t erase pen. You can’t remove the damage of a fire. To continue […]


One. Two. Three. It doesn’t matter what floor of Kyser I’m on. I always count the third stall from the end when I use the bathroom. It is so pathetic that I even get upset when the stall is occupied or out of order or missing toilet paper so I need to use a different […]